Funny!

foreveralone-lyguy:

if you want to send me hate mail that’ll be $13.95 shipping and handling

(via fuckingolisykes)

happilymourning:

well shit there goes my entire parenting plan

(Source: skinny-l0ve-lasts, via abcdefghijklornaa)

dirku:

accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent

(via nathan-skies)

shutupaubrey:

shutupaubrey:

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

(via flywithmesykes)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via happybeingsad)

niknak79:

I don’t think they looked hard enough

(via igetweakthatsmyproblem)

modestdemidov:

*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password

(via fuckingolisykes)

cokestream:

* seductively flips leg hair* 

(via fuckingolisykes)

gpgay:

Lights will guide you home

(via irauhllikethat)

mrsjanestrider:

(Source: ufocottoncandy, via flywithmesykes)